That's nothing compared to how funny the "share your exotic car knowledge" page of the blog on this website is with that translation;
"Smoke up Yo crazy-ass Horny-Ass Hoopty Knowledge"
"ExoticSpotter has a shitload of da most thugged-out devoted n' knowledgeable horny-ass hoopty fanatics on tha hood, n' we wanna hit you wit tha opportunitizzle ta share yo' unique knowledge wit tha rest of tha hood.
What we'd like ta do is create a unique summary page fo' every last muthafuckin horny-ass hoopty on tha crib. Da summary will give a overview of tha car, its history, bangin-ass facts n' figures, n' any other shiznit you be thinkin should be included.
Us thugs is ghon be displayin tha summaries on tha main index pages fo' each make n' model (like this: Ferrari Enzo) n' will give recognizzle ta all thugz whoz ass contributed ta tha summary.
Us thugs want you ta write up in yo' own lyrics. Don't just copy n' paste shiznit from other cribs. It aint nuthin but OK ta use facts n' figurez of course.
Yo, summaries can contain anythang bout tha make/model yo. History, some technical info etc. What we is most horny bout is "def details". Well-known ballaz of tha car, hyped crashes, rare special editions, weird lookin colors/modifications etc.
Don't just list facts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Write up complete sentences.
Quit playin' n' do what tha f*ck I be sayin'! Please bust yo' summaries, facts, or figures ta cars@exoticspotter.com. Make shizzle ta include tha make/model(s) you summarizing, n' quit freakin' tha f*ck up too much bout tha formatting. Us thugs is ghon be mixin n' matchin tha dopest summaries n' will give credit ta mah playas dat contributes info we can use.
Nuff props, nahmean biiiatch?"
Last modified by
DjShift, 15 April 2014, 16:01